I was having an okay morning and then I saw this costume in the Party City ad, and realized I have no idea what a “Teen Partysuit” is, and why this would be a good Halloween costume.
And then I flipped a few more pages and saw that it is also offered in adult sizes, and many different colors.
Somehow this made me feel a little worse.
(I didn’t mean for this to be a depressing post, but now it’s kind of feeling like one. If anyone would care to make a lighthearted comment about the suits, or about your own Halloween costume plans, or about anything else on your mind, I would be very glad to read it.)