Came across evidence of some secret club goings-on. Apparently they meet under my desk on Saturdays and Sundays.
The roster above includes both boys and girls, but this sign posted at the entrance appears to be deliberately confusing:
Is the kindergartner’s name included here merely for emphasis (i.e. this means you) or as the one exception to the membership rule?
The smiley face symbol also sends a mixed message. (Is this a trap, Batman?)
Upon closer examination of the Club Rules, it would appear that membership concerns are a moot point. The club may in fact have been created with the sole purpose of instituting rules the kindergartner is incapable of following: